The fine print
nobody reads this. you’re here, so.What the court keeps, what it doesn’t, and how to get something off the docket. Plain words.
§1 Who’s behind this
One person in Las Vegas. Not a company. No ads, no store, no investors, nothing for sale. The clerk reads every filing and answers the email at the bottom.
§2 What the court keeps
- A juror number. The first time you vote, your browser makes up a random ID and keeps it in local storage (not a cookie). It’s how the court knows you’ve already judged an exhibit. It isn’t tied to your name, email, phone, or anything else, because the court never asks for those.
- Your verdicts and reports, filed under that juror number.
- What you file. Name, blurb, photo, category, and your handle if you give one. All of it is public: the deck, the wall, share cards, search engines. Don’t file what you wouldn’t put on a flyer.
That’s the list. No accounts, no passwords, no email list, no phone numbers, no precise location. IP addresses aren’t written to the court’s tables.
§3 Counting heads
The court uses Vercel Web Analytics to count visits: page, referrer, country, device type, browser. It sets no cookies and doesn’t follow you to other sites. It builds a temporary visitor hash from your IP and browser that’s thrown away within a day.
Hosting is Vercel (the site) and Supabase (the database and photos), both in the United States. Like every host on earth they keep ordinary server logs — IP addresses, request times — for security, for a limited time. The clerk doesn’t read them unless something’s on fire.
Nobody else collects anything here. No ad networks, no pixels, no third-party scripts. Fonts are served from this domain.
§4 Cookies
One. It’s the clerk’s login for the ledger, and you’ll never get it. Nothing to consent to, so no banner. Do Not Track: the court doesn’t track, so there’s nothing to turn off.
§5 Selling & sharing
Never sold, never rented, never traded. Not to advertisers, not to data brokers, not to anyone. The court hands information over only if a valid legal demand makes it, and it’ll be a short conversation because there’s nothing to hand over.
§6 Wipe it
Clear this site’s data in your browser and you’re a new juror. Your old verdicts stay in the tally, but nothing connects them to you — nothing ever did.
Want something you filed pulled? Report it on the exhibit page or email the clerk. It comes down.
Formal requests — see what’s held, delete it, EU/UK/California rights, whatever your jurisdiction calls it — go to clerk@assorgas.com with your juror number (it’s in your browser’s local storage under aog:voter). The clerk will find your votes, show you what’s there, and delete on request. Answer within 30 days, usually the same one.
§7 Rules of the court
Every filing waits for the clerk before it goes live. Pulled on sight:
- hateful, harassing, threatening
- doxxing — addresses, phone numbers, plates, private information of any kind
- anyone under 18
- nudity, gore
- photos or words you don’t have the right to post
- spam, ads, the same exhibit five times
Ass and gas are opinions. Keep the blurb an opinion too — don’t file facts you can’t back. You own what you file; by filing it you let the court show it here and on share cards, for free, for as long as the site’s up or until you ask for it to come down.
Reports never pull an exhibit automatically. A person looks. That’s the whole point.
§8 Get something taken down
Three doors. Pick one.
- Report it. Every exhibit has a report this exhibit button. The clerk gets a push notification the second you tap it.
- Email clerk@assorgas.com. Say which exhibit (paste the link) and why. Real requests from real people get handled fast. The clerk isn’t looking for a fight.
- Copyright. If a photo or text here is yours and you didn’t allow it, send a notice to clerk@assorgas.com with: the work, the link to the exhibit, your contact information, a statement that you believe in good faith the use is unauthorized, a statement that the notice is accurate and that you’re the owner or authorized to act for them, and your signature. It comes down, and whoever filed it gets told.
§9 Kids
Not for anyone under 13. The court doesn’t knowingly keep anything from someone under 13 — if that’s happened, email the clerk and it’s gone. Exhibits involving minors get pulled, full stop. Report them.
§10 Changes
This page changes when the site does. The date at the top moves, and anything big gets a note right here. Keep voting; that’s your acceptance.
§11 Talk to the clerk
clerk@assorgas.com. One person, one inbox, Vegas time.