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certified by the peopleFive verdicts to get certified. Sixty-five percent to earn a stamp. Everything else is a split decision.
1,195 verdicts on record
Gas1 certified
1Apple67%
Ass4 as charged
1Bottega Veneta100%2Adidas
83%3Range Rover
80%4On Running
80%
Split decision2 too close to call
1Yeezy60%2Las Vegas Raiders
40%
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SOLANA—3Forgetting there’s a game
—4canceling fantasy football leagues
—5Tim Allen
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having it “mike’s way”—
GOOSECASTLE—8Saying totten ham
—9Schnief with the absolute boys
—10Getting banned on x
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assorgas.com—12JEFF LIBOON
—13RUBIN
—14Apple music
—15Porns
—16chicken chalupas
—17Privacy policies
—18Circa sportsbook on a Sunday
—19Bottle service at Omnia
—20blacking out at chili's
—21Weed
—22Dabs
—23Weed carts
—24THC drinks
—25Delta-8
—26Infused pre-rolls
—27Rosin
—28Blunts
—29Bong rips
—30Being high at work
—31Cocaine
—32Molly
—33Mushrooms
—34Acid
—35Ketamine
—36Microdosing
—37Ayahuasca retreats
—38Whippets
—39Poppers
—40Xanax
—41Adderall
—42Lean
—43Zyn
—44Vapes
—45Elf Bars
—46Cigarettes
—47Hookah
—48Dip
—49Tequila
—50Mezcal
—51Whiskey
—52Vodka sodas
—53White Claw
—54High Noon
—55Natty Light
—56Bud Light
—57Modelo
—58Espresso martinis
—59Aperol spritz
—60Jäger bombs
—61Fireball
—62Four Loko
—63Bottomless mimosas
—64Bloody Marys
—65Craft IPAs
—66Sober October
—67Dry January
—68California sober
—69Sports betting
—70Parlays
—71Slot machines
—72Blackjack
—73Craps
—74Poker
—75Roulette
—76Sportsbook apps
—77Scratch-offs
—78Crypto trading
—79Options trading
—80Energy drinks
—81Celsius
—82Pre-workout
—83Kratom
—84Kava
—85Ozempic
—86Cigars
—87Edibles
—88Coors Banquet
—89The North Face
—90Vineyard Vines
—91Gucci
—92Louis Vuitton
—93Prada
—94Balenciaga
—95Off-White
—96Supreme
—97Fear of God
—98Essentials
—99Nike
—100New Balance
—101Hoka
—102Birkenstock
—103Lululemon
—104Alo Yoga
—105Vuori
—106Gymshark
—107Patagonia
—108Arc'teryx
—109Canada Goose
—110Moncler
—111Chrome Hearts
—112Amiri
—113Rick Owens
—114Loewe
—115Jacquemus
—116Miu Miu
—117Dior
—118Chanel
—119Hermès
—120Rolex
—121Cartier
—122Van Cleef & Arpels
—123Tiffany & Co.
—124Coach
—125Michael Kors
—126Ralph Lauren
—127Tommy Hilfiger
—128Abercrombie & Fitch
—129Hollister
—130Shein
—131Temu
—132Zara
—133H&M
—134Uniqlo
—135Aritzia
—136Fashion Nova
—137Stüssy
—138Carhartt
—139Dickies
—140Ed Hardy
—141Affliction
—142Brooks Brothers
—143Allbirds
—144UGG
—145Dr. Martens
—146Vans
—147Converse
—148Jordan Brand
—149Salomon
—150Oakley
—151Ray-Ban
—152Samsung
—153Tesla
—154Rivian
—155BMW
—156Mercedes-Benz
—157Porsche
—158Ferrari
—159Lamborghini
—160Toyota
—161Honda
—162Kia
—163Hyundai
—164Subaru
—165Jeep
—166Ford
—167Chevy
—168Dodge
—169Cadillac
—170Stanley
—171Yeti
—172Dyson
—173Peloton
—174Kirkland Signature
—175Trader Joe's
—176Whole Foods
—177Walmart
—178Target
—179Amazon
—180Skims
—181Boston Celtics
—182Duke basketball
—183Boston Red Sox
—184Oklahoma City Thunder
—185Dallas Cowboys
—186Kansas City Chiefs
—187Philadelphia Eagles
—188New England Patriots
—189Green Bay Packers
—190Pittsburgh Steelers
—191San Francisco 49ers
—192Buffalo Bills
—193Detroit Lions
—194Chicago Bears
—195New York Jets
—196New York Giants
—197Seattle Seahawks
—198Denver Broncos
—199Cincinnati Bengals
—200Baltimore Ravens
—201Miami Dolphins
—202Los Angeles Lakers
—203Golden State Warriors
—204New York Knicks
—205Miami Heat
—206Los Angeles Clippers
—207Denver Nuggets
—208Milwaukee Bucks
—209Dallas Mavericks
—210Phoenix Suns
—211Cleveland Cavaliers
—212Chicago Bulls
—213New York Yankees
—214Los Angeles Dodgers
—215Houston Astros
—216New York Mets
—217Chicago Cubs
—218Atlanta Braves
—219Philadelphia Phillies
—220San Diego Padres
—221The A's
—222Las Vegas Aces
—223Toronto Maple Leafs
—224Montreal Canadiens
—225Edmonton Oilers
—226Florida Panthers
—227Real Madrid
—228FC Barcelona
—229Manchester United
—230Manchester City
—231Liverpool
—232Arsenal
—233Chelsea
—234Tottenham
—235PSG
—236Inter Miami
—237LAFC
—238Kentucky basketball
—239UNLV Rebels
—240Alabama football
—241Ohio State
—242Michigan
—243Notre Dame
—244Texas Longhorns
—245USC
—246Georgia Bulldogs
—247LSU
—248Oregon Ducks
—249Team USA basketball
—250The Savannah Bananas
—251The Harlem Globetrotters
—252The WNBA
—253F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix
—254NASCAR
—255The UFC
—256WWE
—257San Francisco Giants
—258San Antonio Spurs
—259Vegas Golden Knights
—260Adele
—261Fred again..
—262Alesso
—263Sabrina Carpenter
—264Playboi Carti
—265David Guetta
—266Fisher
—267John Summit
—268Dom Dolla
—269Skrillex
—270Diplo
—271Calvin Harris
—272Tiësto
—273Chris Lake
—274Peggy Gou
—275Charlotte de Witte
—276Carl Cox
—277Zedd
—278Marshmello
—279Steve Aoki
—280Illenium
—281Excision
—282Subtronics
—283Anyma
—284Keinemusik
—285Black Coffee
—286Rüfüs Du Sol
—287Disclosure
—288Deadmau5
—289Martin Garrix
—290Kygo
—291Eric Prydz
—292Solomun
—293Honey Dijon
—294Sara Landry
—295Alison Wonderland
—296Rezz
—297Boris Brejcha
—298Kendrick Lamar
—299Travis Scott
—300Bad Bunny
—301Morgan Wallen
—302Zach Bryan
—303Chappell Roan
—304Billie Eilish
—305Beyoncé
—306SZA
—307The Weeknd
—308Post Malone
—309Doja Cat
—310Tyler, the Creator
—311Nickelback
—312Imagine Dragons
—313Machine Gun Kelly
—314Jack Harlow
—315Bruno Mars
—316Lady Gaga
—317Olivia Rodrigo
—318Karol G
—319Ice Spice
—320Lil Yachty
—321EDC Las Vegas
—322Coachella
—323Burning Man
—324Tomorrowland
—325Ultra Miami
—326Stagecoach
—327Lollapalooza
—328Tech house
—329Hardstyle
—330Dubstep
—331Drum and bass
—332Afro house
—333Country music
—334Mumble rap
—335Drill
—336K-pop
—337Reggaeton
—338Yacht rock
—339Nu metal
—340Pop punk revival
—341Vinyl-only DJ sets
—342The sync button
—343Bottle service
—344Day clubs
—345Festival totems
—346Shufflers
—347Rail riders
—348Phones up at the show
—349Kaskade
—350Swedish House Mafia
—351Kandi bracelets
—352Yeat
—353Peso Pluma
—354Screaming every lyric at the show
—355Emoji reactions instead of replies
—356Tipping on takeout
—357Making the bed
—358Top sheets
—359Reclining on planes
—360Read receipts on
—361The 5am club
—362Showering at night
—363Naps
—364The middle seat
—365Working from home
—366Cold showers
—367Return to office
—368Open offices
—369Barefoot on planes
—370Sleeping with socks on
—371Voice memos
—372Shoes on the bed
—373Calling without texting first
—374Saying "circle back"
—375Shoes off in the house
—376Talking during movies
—377Quiet quitting
—378Boarding early
—379Sleeping in
—380Texting "k"
—381Skincare routines for men
—382Kids in first class
—383Airbnb
—384Leasing a car
—385Pickleball
—386New Year's resolutions
—387Filler
—388Tip screens at the counter
—389Day trading
—390Kids at weddings
—391Running
—392Standing meetings
—393Karaoke
—394Planet Fitness
—395Lifting in jeans
—396Bachelor parties in Vegas
—397Dogs at weddings
—398Day drinking
—399Afterparties
—400Dogs in strollers
—401Botox
—402Hair transplants
—403Marathons
—404Destination weddings
—405Orangetheory
—406Cats
—407Audiobooks counting as reading
—408Gym selfies
—409Skipping leg day
—410Dogs in restaurants
—411Birthday weeks
—412Kids at breweries
—413Cash only
—414Closing the bar
—415Cutting
—416Veneers
—417Splitting the bill evenly
—418Golf
—419Buying the dip
—420Curling in the squat rack
—421Having kids
—422Roommates after 30
—423Big dogs
—424Not having kids
—425Fantasy football
—426Valet parking
—427Small dogs
—428Bulking
—429Venmo requesting $4
—430Cash bars at weddings
—431Hot yoga
—432CrossFit
—433Brunch
—434Renting forever
—435Pregaming
—436Self-checkout
—437Pilates
—438Packing cubes
—439Therapy
—440Sequels
—441Cruises
—442Wordle
—443Bed rotting
—444Dungeons & Dragons
—445Doomscrolling
—446Snoozing the alarm
—447Red-eyes
—448Survivor
—449Posting your kids
—450Live-action remakes
—451True crime podcasts
—452Ski trips
—453Camping
—454Road trips
—455Manifesting
—456Neck pillows
—457Posting your workouts
—458Reality TV
—459Marvel movies
—460Carry-on only
—461Posting your food
—462Jigsaw puzzles
—463Hot girl walks
—464Bachelorette sashes on the Strip
—465Watching videos on your phone without headphones
—466Timeshares
—467Rom-coms
—468Horror movies
—469Love Island
—470Layovers
—471Hostels
—472Board game night
—473TSA PreCheck
—474Deleting Instagram
—475Meditation apps
—476Journaling
—477Glamping
—478The Bachelor
—479Astrology
—480Tipping 20%
—481Line dancing
—482Musicals
—483Living with your parents to save
—484Hustle culture
—485Going Dutch on the first date
—486Clapping when the plane lands
—487Gender reveal parties
—488Pontoon boats
—489Cassette tapes
—490Apple Vision Pro
—491Van life
—492Corvette
—493AirPods Max
—494RVs
—495GoPros
—496RGB PC lights
—497Instant Pots
—498Mechanical keyboards
—499Smokers
—500Air fryers
—501Lifted trucks
—502Hellcat
—503Ring doorbells
—504G-Wagon
—505Steam Deck
—506Meta Ray-Bans
—507Jet skis
—508Onewheels
—509PS5
—510Polaroids
—511Kindle
—5122000s digital cameras
—513iPhone
—514E-bikes
—515Ring lights
—516Android
—517Pour-over coffee
—518Hot tubs
—519Walking pads
—520Jeep Wrangler
—521Traegers
—522Prius
—523Xbox
—524Slammed Civics
—525Sous vide
—526Beats
—527Drones
—528Harleys
—529Keurig
—530Nintendo Switch
—531Film cameras
—532McMansions
—533Loud exhausts
—534Roombas
—535Squatted trucks
—536Saunas
—537Tiny homes
—538Owala bottles
—539Massage chairs
—540Lime scooters
—541Ford F-150
—542Golf carts
—543The Ninja Creami
—544Nespresso
—545Netflix
—546Oura rings
—547X
—548DoorDash
—549Funko Pops
—550NFTs
—551Landlines
—552Garmins
—5533D printers
—554Pokémon cards
—555Green bubbles
—556Siri
—557Whoop bands
—558Raya
—559Spotify
—560Robinhood
—561Legos as an adult
—562Apple Music
—563Scented candles
—564Threads
—565Dogecoin
—566Backyard chickens
—567TikTok
—568Cable TV
—569Waymo
—570Fake plants
—571Facebook Marketplace
—572Snapchat
—573Reddit
—574Amazon Prime
—575Sports cards
—576Instagram
—577Monsteras
—578Selfie sticks
—579Hinge
—580Uber
—581Costco memberships
—582Bitcoin
—583LinkedIn
—584Alexa
—585Tinder
—586ChatGPT
—587Stanley cups
—588Espresso machines
—589Blackstone griddles
—590Hydro Flasks
—591Gaming chairs
—592Heels at the airport
—593Loafers, no socks
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