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certified by the peopleFive verdicts to get certified. Sixty-five percent to earn a stamp. Everything else is a split decision.
1,190 verdicts on record
Gas1 certified
1Apple67%
Ass4 as charged
1Bottega Veneta100%2Adidas
83%3Range Rover
80%4On Running
80%
Split decision2 too close to call
1Yeezy60%2Las Vegas Raiders
40%
—2Tim Allen
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having it “mike’s way”—
GOOSECASTLE—5Saying totten ham
—6Schnief with the absolute boys
—7Getting banned on x
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assorgas.com—9JEFF LIBOON
—10RUBIN
—11Apple music
—12Porns
—13chicken chalupas
—14Privacy policies
—15Circa sportsbook on a Sunday
—16Bottle service at Omnia
—17blacking out at chili's
—18Weed
—19Dabs
—20Weed carts
—21THC drinks
—22Delta-8
—23Infused pre-rolls
—24Rosin
—25Blunts
—26Bong rips
—27Being high at work
—28Cocaine
—29Molly
—30Mushrooms
—31Acid
—32Ketamine
—33Microdosing
—34Ayahuasca retreats
—35Whippets
—36Poppers
—37Xanax
—38Adderall
—39Lean
—40Zyn
—41Vapes
—42Elf Bars
—43Cigarettes
—44Hookah
—45Dip
—46Tequila
—47Mezcal
—48Whiskey
—49Vodka sodas
—50White Claw
—51High Noon
—52Natty Light
—53Bud Light
—54Modelo
—55Espresso martinis
—56Aperol spritz
—57Jäger bombs
—58Fireball
—59Four Loko
—60Bottomless mimosas
—61Bloody Marys
—62Craft IPAs
—63Sober October
—64Dry January
—65California sober
—66Sports betting
—67Parlays
—68Slot machines
—69Blackjack
—70Craps
—71Poker
—72Roulette
—73Sportsbook apps
—74Scratch-offs
—75Crypto trading
—76Options trading
—77Energy drinks
—78Celsius
—79Pre-workout
—80Kratom
—81Kava
—82Ozempic
—83Cigars
—84Edibles
—85Coors Banquet
—86The North Face
—87Vineyard Vines
—88Gucci
—89Louis Vuitton
—90Prada
—91Balenciaga
—92Off-White
—93Supreme
—94Fear of God
—95Essentials
—96Nike
—97New Balance
—98Hoka
—99Birkenstock
—100Lululemon
—101Alo Yoga
—102Vuori
—103Gymshark
—104Patagonia
—105Arc'teryx
—106Canada Goose
—107Moncler
—108Chrome Hearts
—109Amiri
—110Rick Owens
—111Loewe
—112Jacquemus
—113Miu Miu
—114Dior
—115Chanel
—116Hermès
—117Rolex
—118Cartier
—119Van Cleef & Arpels
—120Tiffany & Co.
—121Coach
—122Michael Kors
—123Ralph Lauren
—124Tommy Hilfiger
—125Abercrombie & Fitch
—126Hollister
—127Shein
—128Temu
—129Zara
—130H&M
—131Uniqlo
—132Aritzia
—133Fashion Nova
—134Stüssy
—135Carhartt
—136Dickies
—137Ed Hardy
—138Affliction
—139Brooks Brothers
—140Allbirds
—141UGG
—142Dr. Martens
—143Vans
—144Converse
—145Jordan Brand
—146Salomon
—147Oakley
—148Ray-Ban
—149Samsung
—150Tesla
—151Rivian
—152BMW
—153Mercedes-Benz
—154Porsche
—155Ferrari
—156Lamborghini
—157Toyota
—158Honda
—159Kia
—160Hyundai
—161Subaru
—162Jeep
—163Ford
—164Chevy
—165Dodge
—166Cadillac
—167Stanley
—168Yeti
—169Dyson
—170Peloton
—171Kirkland Signature
—172Trader Joe's
—173Whole Foods
—174Walmart
—175Target
—176Amazon
—177Skims
—178Boston Celtics
—179Duke basketball
—180Boston Red Sox
—181Oklahoma City Thunder
—182Dallas Cowboys
—183Kansas City Chiefs
—184Philadelphia Eagles
—185New England Patriots
—186Green Bay Packers
—187Pittsburgh Steelers
—188San Francisco 49ers
—189Buffalo Bills
—190Detroit Lions
—191Chicago Bears
—192New York Jets
—193New York Giants
—194Seattle Seahawks
—195Denver Broncos
—196Cincinnati Bengals
—197Baltimore Ravens
—198Miami Dolphins
—199Los Angeles Lakers
—200Golden State Warriors
—201New York Knicks
—202Miami Heat
—203Los Angeles Clippers
—204Denver Nuggets
—205Milwaukee Bucks
—206Dallas Mavericks
—207Phoenix Suns
—208Cleveland Cavaliers
—209Chicago Bulls
—210New York Yankees
—211Los Angeles Dodgers
—212Houston Astros
—213New York Mets
—214Chicago Cubs
—215Atlanta Braves
—216Philadelphia Phillies
—217San Diego Padres
—218The A's
—219Las Vegas Aces
—220Toronto Maple Leafs
—221Montreal Canadiens
—222Edmonton Oilers
—223Florida Panthers
—224Real Madrid
—225FC Barcelona
—226Manchester United
—227Manchester City
—228Liverpool
—229Arsenal
—230Chelsea
—231Tottenham
—232PSG
—233Inter Miami
—234LAFC
—235Kentucky basketball
—236UNLV Rebels
—237Alabama football
—238Ohio State
—239Michigan
—240Notre Dame
—241Texas Longhorns
—242USC
—243Georgia Bulldogs
—244LSU
—245Oregon Ducks
—246Team USA basketball
—247The Savannah Bananas
—248The Harlem Globetrotters
—249The WNBA
—250F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix
—251NASCAR
—252The UFC
—253WWE
—254San Francisco Giants
—255San Antonio Spurs
—256Vegas Golden Knights
—257Adele
—258Fred again..
—259Alesso
—260Sabrina Carpenter
—261Playboi Carti
—262David Guetta
—263Fisher
—264John Summit
—265Dom Dolla
—266Skrillex
—267Diplo
—268Calvin Harris
—269Tiësto
—270Chris Lake
—271Peggy Gou
—272Charlotte de Witte
—273Carl Cox
—274Zedd
—275Marshmello
—276Steve Aoki
—277Illenium
—278Excision
—279Subtronics
—280Anyma
—281Keinemusik
—282Black Coffee
—283Rüfüs Du Sol
—284Disclosure
—285Deadmau5
—286Martin Garrix
—287Kygo
—288Eric Prydz
—289Solomun
—290Honey Dijon
—291Sara Landry
—292Alison Wonderland
—293Rezz
—294Boris Brejcha
—295Kendrick Lamar
—296Travis Scott
—297Bad Bunny
—298Morgan Wallen
—299Zach Bryan
—300Chappell Roan
—301Billie Eilish
—302Beyoncé
—303SZA
—304The Weeknd
—305Post Malone
—306Doja Cat
—307Tyler, the Creator
—308Nickelback
—309Imagine Dragons
—310Machine Gun Kelly
—311Jack Harlow
—312Bruno Mars
—313Lady Gaga
—314Olivia Rodrigo
—315Karol G
—316Ice Spice
—317Lil Yachty
—318EDC Las Vegas
—319Coachella
—320Burning Man
—321Tomorrowland
—322Ultra Miami
—323Stagecoach
—324Lollapalooza
—325Tech house
—326Hardstyle
—327Dubstep
—328Drum and bass
—329Afro house
—330Country music
—331Mumble rap
—332Drill
—333K-pop
—334Reggaeton
—335Yacht rock
—336Nu metal
—337Pop punk revival
—338Vinyl-only DJ sets
—339The sync button
—340Bottle service
—341Day clubs
—342Festival totems
—343Shufflers
—344Rail riders
—345Phones up at the show
—346Kaskade
—347Swedish House Mafia
—348Kandi bracelets
—349Yeat
—350Peso Pluma
—351Screaming every lyric at the show
—352Emoji reactions instead of replies
—353Tipping on takeout
—354Making the bed
—355Top sheets
—356Reclining on planes
—357Read receipts on
—358The 5am club
—359Showering at night
—360Naps
—361The middle seat
—362Working from home
—363Cold showers
—364Return to office
—365Open offices
—366Barefoot on planes
—367Sleeping with socks on
—368Voice memos
—369Shoes on the bed
—370Calling without texting first
—371Saying "circle back"
—372Shoes off in the house
—373Talking during movies
—374Quiet quitting
—375Boarding early
—376Sleeping in
—377Texting "k"
—378Skincare routines for men
—379Kids in first class
—380Airbnb
—381Leasing a car
—382Pickleball
—383New Year's resolutions
—384Filler
—385Tip screens at the counter
—386Day trading
—387Kids at weddings
—388Running
—389Standing meetings
—390Karaoke
—391Planet Fitness
—392Lifting in jeans
—393Bachelor parties in Vegas
—394Dogs at weddings
—395Day drinking
—396Afterparties
—397Dogs in strollers
—398Botox
—399Hair transplants
—400Marathons
—401Destination weddings
—402Orangetheory
—403Cats
—404Audiobooks counting as reading
—405Gym selfies
—406Skipping leg day
—407Dogs in restaurants
—408Birthday weeks
—409Kids at breweries
—410Cash only
—411Closing the bar
—412Cutting
—413Veneers
—414Splitting the bill evenly
—415Golf
—416Buying the dip
—417Curling in the squat rack
—418Having kids
—419Roommates after 30
—420Big dogs
—421Not having kids
—422Fantasy football
—423Valet parking
—424Small dogs
—425Bulking
—426Venmo requesting $4
—427Cash bars at weddings
—428Hot yoga
—429CrossFit
—430Brunch
—431Renting forever
—432Pregaming
—433Self-checkout
—434Pilates
—435Packing cubes
—436Therapy
—437Sequels
—438Cruises
—439Wordle
—440Bed rotting
—441Dungeons & Dragons
—442Doomscrolling
—443Snoozing the alarm
—444Red-eyes
—445Survivor
—446Posting your kids
—447Live-action remakes
—448True crime podcasts
—449Ski trips
—450Camping
—451Road trips
—452Manifesting
—453Neck pillows
—454Posting your workouts
—455Reality TV
—456Marvel movies
—457Carry-on only
—458Posting your food
—459Jigsaw puzzles
—460Hot girl walks
—461Bachelorette sashes on the Strip
—462Watching videos on your phone without headphones
—463Timeshares
—464Rom-coms
—465Horror movies
—466Love Island
—467Layovers
—468Hostels
—469Board game night
—470TSA PreCheck
—471Deleting Instagram
—472Meditation apps
—473Journaling
—474Glamping
—475The Bachelor
—476Astrology
—477Tipping 20%
—478Line dancing
—479Musicals
—480Living with your parents to save
—481Hustle culture
—482Going Dutch on the first date
—483Clapping when the plane lands
—484Gender reveal parties
—485Pontoon boats
—486Cassette tapes
—487Apple Vision Pro
—488Van life
—489Corvette
—490AirPods Max
—491RVs
—492GoPros
—493RGB PC lights
—494Instant Pots
—495Mechanical keyboards
—496Smokers
—497Air fryers
—498Lifted trucks
—499Hellcat
—500Ring doorbells
—501G-Wagon
—502Steam Deck
—503Meta Ray-Bans
—504Jet skis
—505Onewheels
—506PS5
—507Polaroids
—508Kindle
—5092000s digital cameras
—510iPhone
—511E-bikes
—512Ring lights
—513Android
—514Pour-over coffee
—515Hot tubs
—516Walking pads
—517Jeep Wrangler
—518Traegers
—519Prius
—520Xbox
—521Slammed Civics
—522Sous vide
—523Beats
—524Drones
—525Harleys
—526Keurig
—527Nintendo Switch
—528Film cameras
—529McMansions
—530Loud exhausts
—531Roombas
—532Squatted trucks
—533Saunas
—534Tiny homes
—535Owala bottles
—536Massage chairs
—537Lime scooters
—538Ford F-150
—539Golf carts
—540The Ninja Creami
—541Nespresso
—542Netflix
—543Oura rings
—544X
—545DoorDash
—546Funko Pops
—547NFTs
—548Landlines
—549Garmins
—5503D printers
—551Pokémon cards
—552Green bubbles
—553Siri
—554Whoop bands
—555Raya
—556Spotify
—557Robinhood
—558Legos as an adult
—559Apple Music
—560Scented candles
—561Threads
—562Dogecoin
—563Backyard chickens
—564TikTok
—565Cable TV
—566Waymo
—567Fake plants
—568Facebook Marketplace
—569Snapchat
—570Reddit
—571Amazon Prime
—572Sports cards
—573Instagram
—574Monsteras
—575Selfie sticks
—576Hinge
—577Uber
—578Costco memberships
—579Bitcoin
—580LinkedIn
—581Alexa
—582Tinder
—583ChatGPT
—584Stanley cups
—585Espresso machines
—586Blackstone griddles
—587Hydro Flasks
—588Gaming chairs
—589Heels at the airport
—590Loafers, no socks
—591Uggs on men
—592Bleached eyebrows
—593Sandals with jeans
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