The Wall
just vices · certified by the peopleFive verdicts to get certified. Sixty-five percent to earn a stamp. Everything else is a split decision.
129 verdicts on record
Gas0 certified
Nothing certified yet. The bar is high.
Ass0 as charged
Nobody’s been convicted yet.
Split decision0 too close to call
No hung juries.
—2Weed
—3Dabs
—4Weed carts
—5THC drinks
—6Delta-8
—7Infused pre-rolls
—8Rosin
—9Blunts
—10Bong rips
—11Being high at work
—12Cocaine
—13Molly
—14Mushrooms
—15Acid
—16Ketamine
—17Microdosing
—18Ayahuasca retreats
—19Whippets
—20Poppers
—21Xanax
—22Adderall
—23Lean
—24Zyn
—25Vapes
—26Elf Bars
—27Cigarettes
—28Hookah
—29Dip
—30Tequila
—31Mezcal
—32Whiskey
—33Vodka sodas
—34White Claw
—35High Noon
—36Natty Light
—37Bud Light
—38Modelo
—39Espresso martinis
—40Aperol spritz
—41Jäger bombs
—42Fireball
—43Four Loko
—44Bottomless mimosas
—45Bloody Marys
—46Craft IPAs
—47Sober October
—48Dry January
—49California sober
—50Sports betting
—51Parlays
—52Slot machines
—53Blackjack
—54Craps
—55Poker
—56Roulette
—57Sportsbook apps
—58Scratch-offs
—59Crypto trading
—60Options trading
—61Energy drinks
—62Celsius
—63Pre-workout
—64Kratom
—65Kava
—66Ozempic
—67Cigars
—68Edibles
—69Coors Banquet
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