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just things · certified by the peopleFive verdicts to get certified. Sixty-five percent to earn a stamp. Everything else is a split decision.
214 verdicts on record
Gas0 certified
Nothing certified yet. The bar is high.
Ass0 as charged
Nobody’s been convicted yet.
Split decision0 too close to call
No hung juries.
—2Forgetting there’s a game
—3canceling fantasy football leagues
—4Saying totten ham
—5Getting banned on x
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assorgas.com—7JEFF LIBOON
—8Privacy policies
—9Pontoon boats
—10Cassette tapes
—11Apple Vision Pro
—12Van life
—13Corvette
—14AirPods Max
—15RVs
—16GoPros
—17RGB PC lights
—18Instant Pots
—19Mechanical keyboards
—20Smokers
—21Air fryers
—22Lifted trucks
—23Hellcat
—24Ring doorbells
—25G-Wagon
—26Steam Deck
—27Meta Ray-Bans
—28Jet skis
—29Onewheels
—30PS5
—31Polaroids
—32Kindle
—332000s digital cameras
—34iPhone
—35E-bikes
—36Ring lights
—37Android
—38Pour-over coffee
—39Hot tubs
—40Walking pads
—41Jeep Wrangler
—42Traegers
—43Prius
—44Xbox
—45Slammed Civics
—46Sous vide
—47Beats
—48Drones
—49Harleys
—50Keurig
—51Nintendo Switch
—52Film cameras
—53McMansions
—54Loud exhausts
—55Roombas
—56Squatted trucks
—57Saunas
—58Tiny homes
—59Owala bottles
—60Massage chairs
—61Lime scooters
—62Ford F-150
—63Golf carts
—64The Ninja Creami
—65Nespresso
—66Netflix
—67Oura rings
—68X
—69DoorDash
—70Funko Pops
—71NFTs
—72Landlines
—73Garmins
—743D printers
—75Pokémon cards
—76Green bubbles
—77Siri
—78Whoop bands
—79Raya
—80Spotify
—81Robinhood
—82Legos as an adult
—83Apple Music
—84Scented candles
—85Threads
—86Dogecoin
—87Backyard chickens
—88TikTok
—89Cable TV
—90Waymo
—91Fake plants
—92Facebook Marketplace
—93Snapchat
—94Reddit
—95Amazon Prime
—96Sports cards
—97Instagram
—98Monsteras
—99Selfie sticks
—100Hinge
—101Uber
—102Costco memberships
—103Bitcoin
—104LinkedIn
—105Alexa
—106Tinder
—107ChatGPT
—108Stanley cups
—109Espresso machines
—110Blackstone griddles
—111Hydro Flasks
—112Gaming chairs
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