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just things · certified by the peopleFive verdicts to get certified. Sixty-five percent to earn a stamp. Everything else is a split decision.
210 verdicts on record
Gas0 certified
Nothing certified yet. The bar is high.
Ass0 as charged
Nobody’s been convicted yet.
Split decision0 too close to call
No hung juries.
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assorgas.com—5JEFF LIBOON
—6Privacy policies
—7Pontoon boats
—8Cassette tapes
—9Apple Vision Pro
—10Van life
—11Corvette
—12AirPods Max
—13RVs
—14GoPros
—15RGB PC lights
—16Instant Pots
—17Mechanical keyboards
—18Smokers
—19Air fryers
—20Lifted trucks
—21Hellcat
—22Ring doorbells
—23G-Wagon
—24Steam Deck
—25Meta Ray-Bans
—26Jet skis
—27Onewheels
—28PS5
—29Polaroids
—30Kindle
—312000s digital cameras
—32iPhone
—33E-bikes
—34Ring lights
—35Android
—36Pour-over coffee
—37Hot tubs
—38Walking pads
—39Jeep Wrangler
—40Traegers
—41Prius
—42Xbox
—43Slammed Civics
—44Sous vide
—45Beats
—46Drones
—47Harleys
—48Keurig
—49Nintendo Switch
—50Film cameras
—51McMansions
—52Loud exhausts
—53Roombas
—54Squatted trucks
—55Saunas
—56Tiny homes
—57Owala bottles
—58Massage chairs
—59Lime scooters
—60Ford F-150
—61Golf carts
—62The Ninja Creami
—63Nespresso
—64Netflix
—65Oura rings
—66X
—67DoorDash
—68Funko Pops
—69NFTs
—70Landlines
—71Garmins
—723D printers
—73Pokémon cards
—74Green bubbles
—75Siri
—76Whoop bands
—77Raya
—78Spotify
—79Robinhood
—80Legos as an adult
—81Apple Music
—82Scented candles
—83Threads
—84Dogecoin
—85Backyard chickens
—86TikTok
—87Cable TV
—88Waymo
—89Fake plants
—90Facebook Marketplace
—91Snapchat
—92Reddit
—93Amazon Prime
—94Sports cards
—95Instagram
—96Monsteras
—97Selfie sticks
—98Hinge
—99Uber
—100Costco memberships
—101Bitcoin
—102LinkedIn
—103Alexa
—104Tinder
—105ChatGPT
—106Stanley cups
—107Espresso machines
—108Blackstone griddles
—109Hydro Flasks
—110Gaming chairs
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