The Wall
just takes · certified by the peopleFive verdicts to get certified. Sixty-five percent to earn a stamp. Everything else is a split decision.
271 verdicts on record
Gas0 certified
Nothing certified yet. The bar is high.
Ass0 as charged
Nobody’s been convicted yet.
Split decision0 too close to call
No hung juries.
—2Tipping on takeout
—3Making the bed
—4Top sheets
—5Reclining on planes
—6Read receipts on
—7The 5am club
—8Showering at night
—9Naps
—10The middle seat
—11Working from home
—12Cold showers
—13Return to office
—14Open offices
—15Barefoot on planes
—16Sleeping with socks on
—17Voice memos
—18Shoes on the bed
—19Calling without texting first
—20Saying "circle back"
—21Shoes off in the house
—22Talking during movies
—23Quiet quitting
—24Boarding early
—25Sleeping in
—26Texting "k"
—27Skincare routines for men
—28Kids in first class
—29Airbnb
—30Leasing a car
—31Pickleball
—32New Year's resolutions
—33Filler
—34Tip screens at the counter
—35Day trading
—36Kids at weddings
—37Running
—38Standing meetings
—39Karaoke
—40Planet Fitness
—41Lifting in jeans
—42Bachelor parties in Vegas
—43Dogs at weddings
—44Day drinking
—45Afterparties
—46Dogs in strollers
—47Botox
—48Hair transplants
—49Marathons
—50Destination weddings
—51Orangetheory
—52Cats
—53Audiobooks counting as reading
—54Gym selfies
—55Skipping leg day
—56Dogs in restaurants
—57Birthday weeks
—58Kids at breweries
—59Cash only
—60Closing the bar
—61Cutting
—62Veneers
—63Splitting the bill evenly
—64Golf
—65Buying the dip
—66Curling in the squat rack
—67Having kids
—68Roommates after 30
—69Big dogs
—70Not having kids
—71Fantasy football
—72Valet parking
—73Small dogs
—74Bulking
—75Venmo requesting $4
—76Cash bars at weddings
—77Hot yoga
—78CrossFit
—79Brunch
—80Renting forever
—81Pregaming
—82Self-checkout
—83Pilates
—84Packing cubes
—85Therapy
—86Sequels
—87Cruises
—88Wordle
—89Bed rotting
—90Dungeons & Dragons
—91Doomscrolling
—92Snoozing the alarm
—93Red-eyes
—94Survivor
—95Posting your kids
—96Live-action remakes
—97True crime podcasts
—98Ski trips
—99Camping
—100Road trips
—101Manifesting
—102Neck pillows
—103Posting your workouts
—104Reality TV
—105Marvel movies
—106Carry-on only
—107Posting your food
—108Jigsaw puzzles
—109Hot girl walks
—110Bachelorette sashes on the Strip
—111Watching videos on your phone without headphones
—112Timeshares
—113Rom-coms
—114Horror movies
—115Love Island
—116Layovers
—117Hostels
—118Board game night
—119TSA PreCheck
—120Deleting Instagram
—121Meditation apps
—122Journaling
—123Glamping
—124The Bachelor
—125Astrology
—126Tipping 20%
—127Line dancing
—128Musicals
—129Living with your parents to save
—130Hustle culture
—131Going Dutch on the first date
—132Clapping when the plane lands
—133Gender reveal parties
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